Rooftop Cinema Club

Yesterday I attended my first Yelp Elite event. Initially it was postponed due to weather, but the rain stayed away so Dana could play. Even as the sunset, it was still perfect weather to watch a movie on a rooftop. “Not too cold, not too hot. All you need is a light jacket” -Miss Congeniality... Continue Reading →

The Sh!t Is Bananas

Life has been super crazy these past few months. I haven't written in a while, but I've gone on 4 trips back to back(I'll write about them all, I promise,) started a part-time job and have just been overall exhausted. I quit the job 2 weeks ago and I'm happy to get back to what... Continue Reading →

Stripper Bop

“Do yo walk, make it shake” ayyyy, lol. Strippers... gotta quote 2Chainz cuz “yeah I love the strippers.” See I’m not talking about a bust down that you see in some dingy club. I’m referring to the ones that keep themselves in shape, hair done, nails done, everything did! I can respect the hustle. They... Continue Reading →

Wait for love or something like it

It’s Krispy Kreme’s 81st birthday and I couldn’t think of a better way to celebrate than finally trying a “Luther burger.” The Luther burger is a cheeseburger with bacon on a toasted Krispy Kreme doughnut. Sounds “So Amazing,” right! It’s supposed to be named after the singer Luther Vandross, but don’t quote me on that.... Continue Reading →

The C Word

During my teenage years I was raised by my father. When someone would say or do something stupid, he’d call them a cunt. Just when you thought you were called a p*ssy, he’d explain that you Can’t Understand Normal Thinking(see what he did there.) I always thought this was hilarious. I thought about the whole... Continue Reading →

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